"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."
I get so tired of seeing the fucking hipster/sorority girls on campus like just kill me now jfc
"I’m also a killer. I’ve killed a lot, and if I need to I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me."
but what if there was actually someone who was legit excited to see me again since spring